How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
