So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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