Me too!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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