She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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