also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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