i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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