At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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