Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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