id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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