S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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