Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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