why do cheetos always look like penises
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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