it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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