just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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