do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
