People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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