Small penises have feelings too.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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