i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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