Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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