She said her name was "party"
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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