I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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