Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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