So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
