Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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