whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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