giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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