I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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