Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
so much tequila, so little girl.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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