This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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