i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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