Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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