He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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