Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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