there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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