I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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