Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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