Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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