spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
