would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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