I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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