no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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