The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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