im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Found your dick twin last night
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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