break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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