Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
