Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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