i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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