He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
why is half of my head shaved?
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