I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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