Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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